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(765): View more from Indiana

just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.

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(706): View more from Georgia

rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots

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(204): View more from Manitoba

She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous

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(732): View more from New Jersey

No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.

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(912): View more from Georgia

we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all

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(406): View more from Montana

Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.

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(614): View more from Ohio

-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins

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