My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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