$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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