Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
