She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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