Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just cropdusted the office
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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