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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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