im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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