THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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