Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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