Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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