Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
4 words: hood of his car
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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