Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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