JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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