They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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