You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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