Ambien. No doubt about it.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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