I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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