i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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