he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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