just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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