I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i think my mom watched the whole time
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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