ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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