Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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