I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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