Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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