By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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