I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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