The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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