How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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