...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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