idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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