Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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