Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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