just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
