at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
barbara walters just said penis...
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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