belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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