This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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