I hope mine doesn't look like that
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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