Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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