just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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