:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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