all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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