she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bondingš
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying āFUCK YOUā to all my spam emails. Canāt tell you how excited I am
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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