You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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