Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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