Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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