out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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