i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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