i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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