Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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