but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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