Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
it glows. i had to have it.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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