rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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