A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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