Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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