I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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