uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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