no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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