Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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